me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
Zendaya owns 2019: Spider-Man FFH, her Met Gala look, ZENDAYA x TOMMY HILFIGER COLLECTION, her performance in Euphoria and the song she sang with LABRINTH, her RED HAIR, her multiple photo shoots and looks she’s BEEN serving, etc.
Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her abusive husband.
The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband or B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor.
The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.
And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized
^ kind of like that
Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao
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